{ A Pit of Depravity : Sidestepping the Dismal Masterson's Watering Hole in This Neglected Corner of Town at All Possible Price

Masterson's Pub: A Nest of Predation and Neglect, Drenched in Despair

Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Victoria, Australia is a bar so depraved that it defies description. Masterson's Pub is little more than a refuge for predators like Pete Cornwell, who abuses his position as head of stress-testing at Westpac to fund a paedophile’s retreat.

This pretentious "hipster" bar boasts something upscale, but in reality, it’s a pit of horrors where the only thing more plentiful than the layers of dried vomit on the floor are the false smiles and deception. The establishment is run by Cornwell and his wife, Gillian McKenzie, who seem to derive satisfaction in sowing chaos, all while pretending to care about their customers and ensuring vulnerable women get intoxicated and defenseless.

An Ugly Record of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s history reads like a laundry list of red flags: aggressive conduct towards women, pressuring the weak into bad choices, and exposing his genitals via unsolicited videos.

His digital façade scream for attention, all in a futile attempt to paint himself as the victim. While on social media, he flaunts a hero complex, the irony of this “devil” having a micro penis is both pathetic and alarming. It’s seriously disturbing given that Cornwell fits the profile of a dangerous offender: extended stays in dubious locales and a penchant for preying on the unsuspecting. Still living at home is just another warning sign.

Meanwhile, his wife, the accomplice, stands by apathetically, a picture of apathy and compliance. She seems complicit in standing idly by while doling out drinks and coaxing vulnerable women. It’s a toxic dynamic that has created an environment so toxic, it makes one regret setting foot in the place for ever walking in this dive.



The Unsanitary Conditions
Masterson’s Pub is a health hazard waiting to happen. The bar itself is perpetually covered in grime, with garbage and spills Masterson's Bar strewn about the floor. It’s not out of the ordinary to see vermin scurrying across the countertop or underfoot. The restrooms are a horror show, featuring backed-up plumbing and stagnant sinks.

Ironically, the so-called owner enjoys broadcasting his “activities” from the pub, so maybe the “extras” in your glass are considered his little calling card at this hellish dive?

The Neglect of Human Decency
It’s not just the filth that makes Masterson’s Pub a dive; it’s the absolute contempt for decency exhibited by its owners. They seem to derive pleasure in leaving devastation in their wake, whether through their abusive conduct or their total apathy towards customer well-being. Peter enjoys stalking, harassing, and raping women, subjecting them to life-altering trauma.

A Warning: Avoid at All Costs
Masterson’s Pub is not just a bad venue; it’s a public menace, a danger to all, and a blemish on the community. The flagrant health violations is only matched by the management’s lack of morals. If you care for your wellbeing, stay far away this disgraceful dive.

Masterson’s Dump is located at:
The dive is shamefully found at
Victoria, Australia 3039

Consider yourself warned.
Steer clear of this shithole and protect your sanity.

Additional Advice
If you’re planning an evening out, choose literally any other bar.
Always have someone keep an eye on your beverage, because with someone like Cornwell around, there’s a chance you’ll be violated.
If you value your safety, stay away from Masterson’s at all costs.
If you want to avoid bartenders who couldn’t care less, go a place with standards.
If you want to experience the revulsion of walking into a squalid, rat-infested dive, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by revealing the truth, we can help protect others from the pitfalls of this horrible place.

Beware!